Unhinged

Casting Cost:

You may sneak Cheatyface into play at any time without paying for it, but if an opponent catches you right away, that player may remove Cheatyface from the game.

Flying

City of Ass comes into play tapped.

: Add one and one-half mana of any one color to your mana pool.

Casting Cost:

Players play a Magic subgame under the table starting at 5 life, using their libraries as their decks. After the subgame ends, the winner searches his or her library for two cards, puts those cards into his or her hand, then shuffles his or her library.

Casting Cost:

As Form of the Squirrel comes into play, put a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token into play. You lose the game when it leaves play.

Creatures can't attack you.

You can't be the target of spells or abilities.

You can't play spells.

Casting Cost: 

You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.

Casting Cost:

You may play cards as though they were other Magic cards of your choice with the same mana cost. (Mana cost includes color.) You can't choose the same card twice.